I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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