Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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