i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
