So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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