Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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