i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Drunk is not a location!
Randomize
