i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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