You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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