I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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