Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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