think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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