return my video game
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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