i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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