Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
How naked do you want me to be?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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