Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Enjoy the penises
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Randomize
