oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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