ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We have so much sex to catch up on
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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