i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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