Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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