theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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