he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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