are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We left an ass print on the piano.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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