is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
