and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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