Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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