I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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