Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
