Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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