Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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