i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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