arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
she pinky promised me she was 18
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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