I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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