People in love make me want to vomit
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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