He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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