He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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