We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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