Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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