I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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