This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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