honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she looked like the before picture.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
