i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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