I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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