? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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