glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Randomize
