there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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