She's JV to your varsity
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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