all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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