I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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