so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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