What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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